The best movies in the Universe:

Ratings:

The movies are to be rated as follows-

(S++++) - Possibly the Best Movie in the Universe

(S+++) - Holy shit this is a good movie. Should be considered an immediate mandatory purchase.

(S++) - Damn good movie, but may contain some mushy love bullshit.

(S+) - Pretty good movie; has a lot of potential, but is usually flawed by children singing & dancing. Not enough violence & people screaming.

(S) - Eh.. ho-hum. One of those movies that you're dragged along to see. It sucks, and only remotely tolerable at best. Don't see this movie unless it's considered a personal favor by whoever you're watching it with.

(SHIT) - Just what it says. This movie is shit. Don't watch it unless you have to (consider reading as a serious alternative). Think of it as being an hour long Full House episode.

(PUTRID) - Another James Bond/Disney/Earnest Goes to.../Pauly Shore/John Leguizamo atrocity. Run screaming in the other direction if you come near one of these movies.

(BRAVEHEART) - A critically aclaimed movie that gets a billion awards, but really sucks, and everyone likes it just to spite you. Chances are that the same people who liked this movie like "You might be a redneck if.." jokes. Only watch this movie if you're repaying someone for saving your life, and wish that they hadn't.

• 1. Army of Darkness -Still the number one movie of all time, Army of Darkness. Bruce Campbell stars in this movie as the main ass kicker, administering doses of whoop ass to everyone. If you have not yet seen this movie, then you're fat. You need this movie. (S++++)

• 2. Ninja Scroll -This movie's about some ninja guy (Jubei) that goes around killing demons & school children (well.. not really, but it'd be cooler if he killed a few school children every once in a while). Make it a priority to see this movie. (S+++)

• 3. UHF -Made by the genius himself: Weird Al. Kind of an old movie, but still rules all over the place. (S+++)

• 4. Rambo (any) -Need I say more? Rambo is the original bad ass. Rambo I & II are the best in the series; but they're all good. On a side note, Sylvester Stallone is taller than Arnold Schwarzineger, always has been (and will be). If Stallone cared to, he'd show that pansy ass Schwarzineger a thing or two for being in Junior. Not that it matters, because I'm sure all you Arnold fans out there (if any) saw that one coming anyway. (S++)

• 5. Ghost Busters -Ghost Busters is one of the best movies in the universe. It has demons & ghosts, and Bill Murray(sp). (S++)

• 6. Godzilla (any) -Not many people realize what a ruler Godzilla really is. And in case you were wondering, Godzilla could kick king kong's ass any day. (S++)

• 7. Happy Gillmore -Featuring the sovereign of ass kicking & all around ruler: Adam Sandler. This movie has almost everything: old people & golfers (sometimes both) being abused, swearing, cheesy corporate plugs, it's all there. (S++)

• 8. Return of the Living Dead & The Shining (tie) -Return of the Living Dead is a ruling zombie movie, and The Shining is about this guy that goes completely over the edge, and later ends up trying to kill his family while locked up in the mountains over winter (which would be a good thing if he got rid of that damned little kid). I still don't know if it's ghosts or just insanity that causes him to lose it. Perhaps I could read the book, but reading sucks. (S+)

• 9. Big Trouble in Little China -This movie has the master of bad ass himself: Lo-Pan. This guy could kill everything. (S++)

• 10. Austin Powers -More than anything, a parody of James Bond. It "makes fun" of the typical cheesy/boring plot (or lack thereof) of James Bond movies (you know.. the kind where some Dr. Krazy is looming in the horizon throughout the movie, planning on taking over the world or some other nonsense). It's a pretty funny show. Very well written. (S++)

• 11. Doomed Megalopolis Vol. 1 -The other volumes in the series aren't as good as the first. In the first Doomed Megalopolis (the fall of tokyo I believe) has this war going on between the good guys & the bad guys. It's really cool. (S++)

• 12. Pee-wee's Big Adventure -Pee Wee Herman kicks ass. I don't know what it is about this movie that rules so much; it just does. I need a bike like Pee-Wee's. (BONUS: has a cameo appearance of Godzilla & Ghidra). (S+)

• 13. Akira -Some weird Japanese cartoon about.. er.. some guy.. I forgot. It's a good movie, trust me. I just can't remember what happened in it. I'll have to watch it again to remember. Perhaps that's why it was moved to #13? (S+)

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