Updates coming soon.

A lot of people have been asking me why the updates have been scarce lately. I know you whiny, bitching, cry-baby losers are addicted to the shot of awesome my site injects into your mouth, but updates are on the way, so quit wailing. The reason for the delay is because I'm working on a lot of different projects, not all of which are web related. I'll make announcements shortly.

In the mean time, here are some things you can do while you wait for me to give meaning to your lives:

1. Not email me.

Or if you don't like that, you can always get bent. Thanks.

629,892 losers are bent already, defaulting to "not emailing me" as their only option.


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