Everyone seems to be moaning about whether
they should impeach, or censure the president. What's the big deal? I
say lop off his Johnson, and get it over with. Clinton doesn't deserve to
have a pecker. I think it's high time for him to face the music and to
get his meat wrench removed.
I can't believe he was voted into office in the first place. What an
idiot. He constantly has this look on his face like he's eating shit or
something. It's time for change when a shit-eater like that can become
our president. Nobody knows what the hell's going on anymore, and that's
why I've decided to run for president. If I was in office, I'd kick some
ass. None of this diplomacy bullshit they have now. With me, it's all
war, all the time. Peace is shit.
First of all, I'd do away with all the republicans and the democrats.
They're all lying, thieving whores. Sometimes I wonder if all they do is
sit around all day and come up with shitty ideas. I've decided that this
is the case. Second, I'd dump anti-freeze on my neighbor's lawn. She's a
bitch, and I hate her. Her daughter used to throw rocks at me while I
walked home from school. I hate her. Oh.. also, I'd pass a law making it
illegal to make shitty movies, and I'd exile Celine Dion and Julia Roberts
to Utah (America's anus). The new Julia Roberts movie is particularly
horrible. It's called Step Mom, and her wretched face haunts me
everywhere I go. I was at a book store the other day, and.. no wait.. that
was someone else. But I was driving home from the mall the other day, and
oh man.. was it ever a big mistake. It was teeming with people wanting to buy
those shitty pants with stripes down the side. Oooh.. how cool, a stripe down
the side! No.
258,245 people want Clinton's Johnson chopped off.
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