Quit installing shit from websites you don't trust.

I've been getting a lot of email lately from people telling me that they see banners/pop-ups when they come to my site. For the record, there are no banners and no pop-ups on this site, never have been and never will be.

If you're seeing ads, it's probably because you're a dumbass and you have some third-party spyware/adware installed on your computer since you don't know what you're doing and probably shouldn't own a computer in the first place.

But since you do, there's a program called "Ad-Aware" that will take care of it for you since you're probably too much of an idiot to figure it out yourself. Download it for free, install it and get the updates for it, then scan your computer:


No, I'm not being paid by Lavasoft. I hate spyware/pop-up bullshit and the people who profit from them, so I want to hit them where it counts by getting as many people to uninstall their dogshit software as I can. Download this program and get off my nuts.

Update (4-30-04):

A lot of you have emailed me saying there's a better utility out there called SpyBot. I checked it out and it's pretty solid. You guys might not suck as bad as I thought (don't count on it though). Here's the link:


557,182 people shouldn't be allowed to use computers.


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