I've compiled a list of some of the worst movies ever made. I'd rather gargle a bucket full of diarrhea than see some of these movies again.

1. Anaconda - This movie really blows. I don't know where to begin. That damned John Voight? Poor special effects? Lack of plot? I've been more entertained watching my ceiling.

2. Brave Heart - Sorry to all those ninnies out there that like this one. I don't know why to this day people rant and rave about this movie. It's horrible. It's boring, the fight scenes are poorly done (watch the 'actors' in the back ground, they just walk around like lost sheep), that Mel Gibson guy sucks, the movie's too long, it has a go-nowhere plot, and there's no point to watching it if there's no monsters or people kicking ass. Boring, next.

3. Disney (any) - Every disney movie ever made sucks. The only potential any of their movies ever had was the Absent Minded Professor, and even that got raped of any value with Disney's shit policy. The shit policy is simple: every movie Disney makes is shit. Without Disney, who's going to brainwash children with mind corrupting rubbish, and fill their minds full of happy faces of happy people dancing and singing in happy land? Who's going to teach children how to be filthy and disgusting communists if Disney's not around? Nobody because the source of all evil is Disney.

4. James Bond (any) - I'll tell you up front that I used to be a big James Bond fan. But recently.. I've taken another look at the series, and I've realized that all James Bond movies are the same (I've realized that they all suck to be more precise). They all have some general save the world theme, with some Dr. Crazy looming in the horizon of the plot, who happens to be hell bent on taking over the world, or making lots of money with some bullshit scheme to steal all the worlds diamonds or take hostages. Boooring. Turn it off. James Bond is a wimp, and every James Bond movie is the same old story.

5. Eraser - I almost forgot about this one. This movie is horrible. It's about some guy that tries to sell his guns to terrorists, but can't because Arnold Schwarzineger intervenes in his plans, and protects some lady from the mob. I can't go on with this review any further because this movie sucks so bad. sorry.

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So what do you think? Am I right or what? Mail me, let me know: maddox@xmission.com

people agree entirely with the list above.