Well...

-I think you are right about waffles. The problem with them is that they
-suck up all the syrup and become soft and mushy and I would also like
-to add to this statement that whales suck. They just stink.

This person obviously doesn't have any idea what he's talking about. I bet his feet smell pretty bad, too. I think we should pack this guy, along with any friends he may have, into a rocket and launch it at the sun...

But seriously, people... If waffles and pancakes could duke it out... waffles would rule all over pancakes. There's not even any question about it.

I think I'm going to write my Congressman and ask that all pancakes be banned, and that Waffles be declared the official breakfast food of the USA. We could even have a Waffle Day. Kinda like Flag Day or Arbor Day or any of the other holidays that nobody cares about... but this holiday would be different. There would be no working on Waffle Day, because it would be a capital crime (Punishable by death) There would be much franchising and rejoicing, and everyone would eat waffles all day long.

I'm sorry, Maddox, but pancakes blow. They have little (If any) flavor, they become soggy after only a few seconds of getting syrup on them, and they get the endorsement from the guy that wrote "that other response" For that purpose alone, they should be banned off the face of the earth.

Write your congressman today and tell him that you support the WFL130 bill. (I just made that up... pretty good, huh?)

This has been a message from the COalition to Ban
Pancakes and Other Pansy-Assed Things - COBPOPAT