Waffles are great. Especially if you make them at home. Waffles out of a box (i.e.: Eggo(tm)) aren't that great, because they're made in a factory or something. But when you make the batter yourself, it just tastes better. I don't know why. I think it has something to do with some scientific principle that some dead guy made up a long time ago.

I think the world would be a much better place if everyone would stop eating crappy pancakes and make the manly switch to waffles. There would be less crime and violence in our society, because everyone would be too busy eating those great waffles to cut off any heads or shoot anyone.

I have a dream where everyone in the United States of America can sit down to a good, hearty breakfast of waffles... Mmmm... man, I shoulda had a waffle this morning. I'm probably gonna kill someone because I didn't.

I think you would be a lot less hostile towards mankind in general, if you ate more waffles, because waffles are great.

Waffles don't let the syrup soak into them, like those pansy-ass pancakes that everyone likes so much. What's the use of that? I think it's a conspiracy.

A conspiracy to create pancake eating zombies to do the will of Barney(tm) the Dinosaur. You better stop eating pancakes and switch to waffles. Otherwise, Barney (the bastard) will have you singing along with him.