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How is it that the people who answer online personality tests the most
usually have the least personality? Not that taking online personality
tests are a waste of time; they're right up there with slamming your dick
in the door on the productivity scale. I don't know why these tests are
becoming so popular lately. The questions are usually about your
sexual preference, favorite foods (out of a list of 5, since there are clearly
only 5 types of food in the universe and you
must like one of them), questions about how many times you've cheated
in a relationship, and several other arbitrary questions with no
relevance to anything. Then based on your response, the quiz pigeon holes
you into a category of a certain celebrity. Stupid.
For example, there's a popular quiz called "Which Backstreet Boy are you?"
News flash: you're not a Backstreet Boy. Posting the results of some stupid
online journal isn't going to make you seem interesting or unique, it's going
to make you look like a dumbass. Even if you match the personality of a
Backstreet Boy, you're not a millionaire and probably never will be, so
nobody cares. Congratulations, your personality isn't unique.
I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts
and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh
at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're
wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through
one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason
Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds
gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
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