I Hate Mimes.

It's getting to the point where you can't go anywhere without being harassed by one of those fairy ass mimes. Allways following you around. Making faces at you, transforming balloons into grotesquely mutant farm animals, drinking imaginary tea, walking around in public, luring innocent bystanders into watching their performance with subliminal telepathic mind control (STMC).

Mimes are parasites; living off of honest, hard working citizens trying to get to their destinations without being forced to watch another boring mime show. All mimes are shitty. They're shitty because they're mimes.

I for one am not going to take this anymore. Lets do away with mimes and their STMC corruption. Join me in my new Anti Mime campaign. Spread the word across the nation. We need to teach these degenerates a lesson, starting with our own towns & city streets. I propose we have seperate drinking fountains for mimes; seperate restrooms, eating establishments, and give them low bus seat priority. We should incorporate a new law that deports mimes back to France (all mimes are French), and eventually pack them into a rocket and have them launched towards the sun.

Kick Mimes out of your community in style with this decorative logo. Feel free to print it out, give it to friends, and put it on your web page. Let America know about the mime conspiracy. They're out to kill us all, and they'll get you too if you're not carefull.