Samus Aran on the cube is brill. Bring on Samus 2. Graphics arnt vital just adds atmosphere, cant imagine playing res evil in 2d.......
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 03:51:18 -0800
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: I'll refrain from including a catchy meaningless subject header
I have just recently come across your website, and have decided that you want me to email you. Don't ask me why, you just do. Although all your fan sites say you hate fan mail I think that you do indeed need these emails. So to simply put it, this email is simply my way of saluting you and your most excellent website. I was shocked to read your writings, simply because you are able to say/write the things that run havoc through my brain everyday. I cannot thank you enough for being in essence my voice, or in another sense, the voice of all of those that share an existence with half-wits.
Thanks man, and Respect!
stderr
PS if I did write something that made no sense, I suppose you'll just have to put up, cause it's five in the morn man, and have been writing C code since 9pm yesterday.
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Subject: Unix Tip: FINDING BLANK LINES
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:45:03 +0200
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Yo, I hate kids too
You have some really good points on your site, kids suck! Everytime I see them
I get filled with anger and wrath, I just wish them as much pain as possible...
Everyday that goes by I start to hate them more and more, theyre horrible...
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:55:36 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: You Rock!
Maddox,
Funniest stuff I have ever read in my life. (Although i barely came out
of the 1 digit range) But seriously, most of the stuff you have written,
i.e., Garfield sucks, Bush & tick-tacks, ESPECIALLY the kids art. Oh My
God! That was the funniest shit ever written in the world. just
basically writing to let you know that you got great stuff, I know all
those people writing shit wont ever get you down, but just to let you
know - you rock!
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 09:02:19 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Your website is the best page in the universe.
Maddox, you make me ashamed to be fifteen years old. I totally agree with
you yelling at little shits. Tabasco kicks ass. A good new idea for something to
yell at would be France. Those do-nothing assholes can't win a war on their
own. Look through history and you can find they did nothing. And they are the
birthplace of mimes. I hate those faggots.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 09:56:49 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: response requested...
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
WHAT??!?!??!
WHAT?!?!?!?!
WHAT?!?!?!?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!~!!!@!~@~!@~!@~!@
no one cares if you don't like it, bitch. have a nice day.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 09:02:31 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Response Requested
Maddox,
I opened your page this morning to get a laugh in before work. I read your Dave Chappelle update and if you think you have it bad, you have no idea. This article is more relavant than ever at my high school. Every other fuck I meet in the hall is quoting Dave's lines and "giggling spastically every time one of them says it in their crackling pre-pubescent voice". We have a live closed circut daily broadcast for announcements over the tv's at my school, and once per week there is a 15 minute session of "Lumberjack Live" in which the video class can relay to us features on sports--along with other dumb shit--and interviews with students (which I might add, are always so hilarious that I die in my desk). Last week's "Question of the Week" was about the worst one yet. After the short feature of "Budget Mods for your Car", FUCK, the students of my school were asked to do their best Lil John impressions. What followed was about a week of non stop "Whhat? Yeeeahhh, OOOKkk!!" quickly backed with the timeless "Skeet, skeet, skeet".
A few of us are really starting to hate it. Your site is awesome.
John
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 09:03:26 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: YOU
My God, man, I thought there was nothing you haven't touched on and then took a shit on. The catch phrase phenomena, was first noticed by myself, and shit on, by myself, dates back to the days of, "Wayne's World", with the phrase, "schwing!"(I don't know or care if I spelled that right). My point was that, I completely agree! These stupid little groups of "Friends"(The T.V. Show) needs to shut the fuck up. Okay, scenario 1, some moron of the group repeats a catch phrase from the latest teen shit flick, that fits a situation at hand and everyone acknowledges this, then laughs. This type of behavior requires the most violent and horrific retaliation. For example, after the laughter calms down, I come through with a pillow case full of broken glass and start swinging and if some one gets hit, then Maddox, some one gets hit.
That is all, keep up the good work!
ckbonly@cox-internet.com
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 07:24:54 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Bastard Web Page Ripping You Off
Hey Maddox, This kid from my school was talking about
his website www.evilburger.net so I decided to check
it out. About 5 minutes later after reading a few of
his "rants" it dawned on me that this is a complete
rip off of the Best Page in the Universe. Need proof.
One of the rants is entitled "Gotta Hate Old People."
While the link is broken it still is obviously a rip
off. Also on his "new" rant. He talks about McDonalds
and their new "i'm lovin it" campaign " If all it
takes to have countless people throw money at you and
support you is talk like a fucking dumbass, then in a
couple years our president is going to be a caveman.
But still, am I one of the only ones to see the racism
McDonalds puts in their campaign? The fact that the
black (god smite me I didn't say "African American")
community went along with the slogan instead of
complaining about it is depressing." I know you hate
bastard plagarists, so I thought I would inform you.
It's not really plagarizing, just a feeble attempt to
emulate your masterful poetry. Thanks for your kick
ass site. The bastard site is again www.evilburger.net
You rule.
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Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming?
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:36:13 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: To the best page in the universe
Best. Site. Ever. (Yeah, well.....looks like you already know that from the
title of your page)
Anyway, your site is the best one i had visited since, I can't remember the
last decent site I visited, which shows how fucking screwed and stupid the
internet has gotten lately. Your point of view and opinions on various subjects
was very interesting and straight to the point, with the "in-your-face" and
"Don't like what you're reading? Keep your whinings to yourself and shut the
hell up!" attitude. You're a true badass.
I especially agree on your opinion in that Ikaruga review you wrote. Games
these days seems like they were made to be played by brainless pussies with
half a brain. Gamers whine and bitch about a game which they can't beat because
it's "too hard" or "I die once I get a hit". It's not the game which is the
problem, it's the retards, namely said gamers, who is too stupid and lazy to
play better. What happened to the games which require skill and precision to
succeed in? Where's the satisfaction in completing a game if all you do is mash
random button and/or use cheats to beat the game? Shit, I'm ranting. Now I'm
pissed.
Now for the real reason I'm sending you this. What's your opinion on the show
"American Idol"?
Cheers
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 09:42:42 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: you rule
that's about all I got to say. you rule.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 07:44:47 -0700
To: "'maddox@xmission.com'" <maddox@xmission.com>
Maddox,
I found your web site to be very informative and hilarious.........
I would pay to watch you on the "NO SPIN ZONE".....I'm actually a Bill O'
reily fan..........
But i thought your points where very will thought out and very
informative.............just thought I'd share.......
keep it up...........push the envelope.............thank you
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To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: its all set Soul Mate
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:46:36 +0200
To: Administrator
Subject: We got your info form your website, we hope cooperation.
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Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 15:44:58 -0600
To: maddox@xmission.com
What exactly is vi in unix?
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 08:21:07 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Your site rules
Maddox,
I am a fan of your site and I have been reading it
ever since a friend of mine sent me the link about
three years ago.
Despite that, yesterday I was at an Orgy concert in
New York City and I was waiting to get into the venue
with several goth kids. This one goth, began preaching
many of your articles and claimed them as his own. He
first began talking about how Bubblebee from
Transformers was the gayest character and his only job
was to smack people in the butt. Then someone on the
line mentioned The Matrix, and then the goth began to
talk about how Keanu Reeves could've been replaced
with a wooden plank with a mean face on it. Also what
made this even more pathetic was, he quoted your site
word for word. Finally I mentioned to the asshole,
"Y'know what's really funny on Maddox's site, the Gary
Busey Scale of Ugliness." The guy began to quiver like
"Oh shit, I just got caught." He laughed it off very
embarassingly and then began reciting line from Aqua
Teen Hunger Force. And of course in between preaching
your work, he was quoting the Chappelle Show.
You probably don't care, but I figured I'd let you
know some stupid overweight goth kid wearing a t-shirt
that says, "Impeach Hillary" was preaching your work
as if it were his own.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 10:21:49 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: hahahaha
Hey Maddox, lemme tell you. Your articles are some of the best shit I have ever read. It looks like you have a lot to say. Keep it up man.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 08:37:27 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: hi fag
HI U COCK LOVING FAGGOT. I HAVE READ A LOT OF THINGS ON YOUR WEBSITE ONLY TO CONCLUDE THAT YOU ARE A STUPID FAGGOT TEEN WHO HASNT EVER GOTTEN ASS IN HIS LIFE AND HAS TO LIE TO HIS ONLINE FRIENDS ABOUT SHIT. I THINK YOU NEED A FUCKING LIFE, BECAUSE YOUR NERD ASS CAN ONLY BASH OTHER PEOPLE ON A FUCKING WEB SITE. GIMME A BREAK. I BET YOUR A FAT ASS NERD FAGGOT MOTHER FUCKER WHO SITS AT HOME ALL DAY WITH YOUR COMPUTER AND DOESNT GO OUTSIDE AND DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS. ITS OK YOU STUPID FUCK. LASTLY THE IDEA OF BEING A PIRATE IS FUCKING STUPID. YOU ARE A FUCKING NERD FAGGOT STUPID FUCK WHO ID BEAT UP IF I SAW IN REAL LIFE. DONT BOTHER MESSAGING BACK BECAUSE I DONT USE THIS EMAIL.
HOPE YOU DIE VERY SOON
HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH BY AIDS
BYE FAGGOT NERD STUPID FUCK
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 11:48:26 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: you're my fuckin hero
that's all
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Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 22:31:03 -0700
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: blah
do u have ideas about hitler and stuff?
p.s. i have a belly button
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 11:55:04 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Hey Maddox,
I think you should do a piece on E3, the Electronic Entertainment Expo, since many of your readers are interested in video games and you live to satisfy your readers.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 11:56:43 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: (no subject)
I"M RICK JAMESBITCH...........................................................................
..........
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:00:18 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: hmmm
seems a waste of a good mind......
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 10:03:37 -0600
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Rick James, Bitch!
Hey Maddox,
I liked your piece of Chapelle. Soon after reading it, I found this:
http://tinyurl.com/3atlr Made it ever funnier.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 21:09:23 +0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: *puke puke and some more puke*
elbow to their ovaries (as anyone who believes in astrology is
undoubtedly a woman who needs to be punched in the crotch). Most ....
ur a fucked up asshole and u suck major major balls
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:11:08 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: rick james
The really funny thing about all these dumbass impersonators is that they
probably never heard of Rick James before the show. How many 14 year old
girls do you know that listen to Super Freak? Actually, I had to explain
who Rick James was to my 21 year old girlfriend, so I really doubt that many
high-schoolers know who the fuck he is.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:11:10 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: rick james
The really funny thing about all these dumbass impersonators is that they
probably never heard of Rick James before the show. How many 14 year old
girls do you know that listen to Super Freak? Actually, I had to explain
who Rick James was to my 21 year old girlfriend, so I really doubt that many
high-schoolers know who the fuck he is.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:29:42 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: i do what i want
I'M RICK JAMES , BITCH !
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:34:20 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: do
You have any pics of your cunt?
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 09:50:00 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: 'a tribute to real men'
To whoever has been bored enough to compose these entries:
I have been looking through your site, as it was recommended to me in a friend's instant messaging profile. I would like to say that even though I do not agree with half of the shit on it, the article entitled 'A tribute to real men' was somewhat inspiring (if i were male, that is). I would just like to add one thing however; if a man may beat his wife if she deserves it, may she knee him in the balls for that poor conduct?
Julie - Virginia - United States
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 09:52:59 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: "second best page in the universe" is shit
So there's a webpage http://www.ninjapirate.com/ that calls itself the "Second Best Page in the Universe." It basically mirrors your site, the only difference being that the kid who runs it is a jackass. I don't know if you already knew about this, but good God this knock off isn't funny at all.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:50:43 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: response requested
do you have any pics of your cunt?
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:58:20 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: rick james
Hmm?
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:00:32 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Sharing my website to you
I was in a html class, and the teacher wanted us to make a website about our
hobby. Since pot smoking wasn't acceptable, i made this site.
http://www11.brinkster.com/plastictowel
I love reading your site, and some kids in my class informed me that it
reminded them of yours, so i figured you might want to check it out.
Love
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:01:43 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: yo
I don't give a crap what these other fags say.. you're awsome.. its great how you pick on everything.. and I extremely agree on how much ass the movie Signs sucked lol.. your such kick ass and funny.. the pics in your hate male, with the key board is hallarious. email me back.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 11:06:45 -0600
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: just thought
hey maddox
I normally wouldn't normally write to you, because I agree with everything you
have to say. This is not regarding that though. The other day I was looking
through maddoxmania.com on the knock-offs section when I ran across
hairy114@btinternet.com. I'm not sure if you have been to that site, and I
know that you have written an article on this, but hairy114@btinternet.com is
indeed plagiarizing your Junk the Junk article ( and probably more ). I just
thoguth i would bring it to your attention. Oh, and if you don't mind me
asking, where other then Pattaya Beach did you go in thailand? I'm in Thailand
right now, Phuket and I have been to Pattaya and other cities ( and I'm not a
crusty old brit. only 19 and from the states ).
Keep writing
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Date: Sun, 16 May 2004 02:07:47 +0900
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Quality Internet
Maddox,
Mother of god man, you've posted metric assloads of some of the
best content to be found. I sincerely hope you don't mean to let the world
of humorless fecal matter stop you from continued excellence. I am a
Marine, and the only tie I've got to the states is the internet. Your site
has rocked for as many years as I've been exposed to it, and I look forward
to each new post. I regularly spread the word, and guard closely against
those who don't rate (mostly those damn dirty midgets). We're depending on
you to lead the free world, or at least lighten a fucked up day.
Thanks for the site,
Jens
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:13:28 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Can I use your picture on the page " Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit.", the one with "NGC GOFUCKUS YOURSELFUS MAJORUS"? I saw in the site you said to ask for permission, so I did.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:13:47 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: [civics suck almost as much as the people who drive em] You'r my
hero...AGAIN
http://maddox.xmission.com/civic.html
I have never heard anything more true in my life and i've read the bible 3
times.
These Ass-hats with these civics, who think they are king of the world because
their car sounds like a singer sewing machine can suck my dick. I mean
seriously what are these idots thinking, real men don't drive those cars, i
can't even fit in one of those cars and im only friggin 16. They drop like 20
or 30 thosand dollars on a 5,000 dollar car. They drop anywhere from like
20,000-30,000 dollars on a car thats still slower than a segway, 4 gears, looks
like shit, scraps the road, sounds like a singer sewing machine, and my penis
could create more horsepower than it.
Get a real car biatches (if your going to spend that amount of money) like a
z350, g-35, mustang, firebird.
Hell my girlfriend drives a '72 cuda with a hemi in it. I mean wtf my
girlfriends car could put those pussies to shame.
Rock on maddox, take names and kick ass
Eric
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:19:12 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Wow
I first came to this site yesterday, and I've read a good number of your articles. You're right about EVERYTHING. Saw some of the hate mail you get, and just thought a positive e-mail would be a nice change.
You need your own show or something, because the way you can defend yourself from others' unbased attacks and still make it hilarious is awesome stuff. Keep up the good work!
a dedicated fan
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:24:33 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Your "War Kicks Ass" page.
Hey the picture on your "War Kicks Ass" page is pretty damn good
considering it looks like you made it on paint. Must've took ages.
Anyway, I agree with what you said about war, it is time to get rid of
all the sheep that buy "brand name" clothin' who spend their lives acting
depressed, trying to gain the respect of other morons in their group,
using music as a way of identifying themselves as COMPLETE TWATTS that
can't think or judge for themselves. I spend most of my time bitching
about people, flirting annoys me and attention seeking fools - like
goths.
Your site is great ... as you know, it's a lot better than reading some
shite about a celebrity who nobody gives a damn about. It's like the
News! Bitching is easier to listen to because everything sucks.
Keep 'em commin'.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:35:09 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: poo
man your site kicks ass. i have a site. it is made of poopy from my bumbum. Goodbye now. KINGLONNNNNNNNNN LORD 7 CAN SHOOT 6.4 MORE POWER BLASTS THEN LEVEL 2 POKEZORD
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:44:31 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: good stuff man, keep it coming
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 10:46:48 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: great site
hi maddox,
i was recently introduced to your site and was
immediately a fan. the only complaint i have is that
i'm spending so much time reading your archives
recently that i am neglecting other shit like school
and social interactions haha. much of your commentary
cracks me up so much and i fwd you to all my friends
(who either love you or hate you by now).
keep it up man,
tim
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Biomedical Engineering Graduate Group
UC Davis
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 11:02:42 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Emo
LOL!1!!! YOU IZ THE FUNNIES!!!! uR RiTE! TEH PPL WHO COPI DAVE CHPPEL R GHEI!1!!! eMO MUSIC SCKS coS THEY JuST WHIne!!!
What I really mean to say is that your a fucking asshole. I doubt if you've ever actually heard any "emo" music that isn't paraded around by MTV or popular media. Yes it is gay when people decide to copy a popular catch phrase and in the process ruin it. But don't fucking insult emo music when you haven't heard jack shit of it. No Good Charlotte and All American Rejects aren't emo you ass. But you have a good website and its genuinely funny. If you decided to post this as hate mail don't attack my Grammar and spelling because it isn't significant (sp?) to the argument at hand.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 10:56:17 -0700
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Hello
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:56:02 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: They're not rick james
Dude, I just read your latest article, and I couldn't agree more. I don't think I've gone to school once in the last three months without hearing some dick head repeat those lines. I havn't even seen the Chappelle show, and I'm already tired of it. Thanks alot, assholes!
P.S. You are a god.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 11:09:06 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Civil Disobedience
Your "Civil Disobedience is Still Disobedience" logo made me laugh and laugh and clap my hands with glee.
There needs to be a new word coined to describe how much you fucking rule, because any language currently in use on this planet is woefully inadequate in attempting to describe your rulingness (see?).
Rock tough.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 11:11:07 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Found something interesting....
http://www.deltakappagamma.org/ID/dkdirec.htm
This site contains the name and alternate e-mail
address of the first person to send you hate mail. I
thought it was rather interesting, so I decided to
send it to you. As well, you're probably already
aware, but the majority of the counters on your site
have no numbers.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:11:57 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: (bowing)
you're website still reigns supreme
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 18:12:14 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Hey Maddox
Hey Maddox, I just want to say that i totally agree on your article about
slapping your kids if they get out of line, I mean so many parents today just
dont want to do it, and its so fucking stupid. I was slapped as a kid if i
went out of line or whatever and i think i turned out okay. Its not like the
kids are gonna sink into depression if you smack them.
Anyways keep up the good work hun
Love Keira
xxx
(Age 17)
p.s Not only do you speak your mind your kinda cute too.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 11:25:02 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: hey
Hey, just wanna bring this to your attention.. some
loser i know made an unfunny rip off of your site
(www.stanster.com).. check it out and maybe write
about it in your site ;)
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:34:38 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Maddox,
Glad you put these bitches in check. I was so tired of people saying the "I'm Rick James, bitch" phrase by the 2nd hour of school. It frankly wasn't even all that funny. I feel that was possibly the worst episode of the season. Snobby rich white kids started to watch Chappelle's Show only after this phrase was repeated 300 million times. It makes me sick. I watched Chappelle since the pilot episode, and have watched every episode when it comes on. But when everyone in the world started acting like it was their phrase, I was ready to blow those SOBs away. It's not funny, and it's still not funny. I'll admit the Lil Jon was funny, but then people started to wear that "YEAAA! UHHHWHAT! OKKKKK!" down by the 3rd hour of school, and I began to despise those skits. There are much better jokes and skits Chappelle put on his show this season, but these people are too ignorant to recognize the fact that they are not Mr. David Chappelle. They aren't comedians. They don't have a show. They weren't in Half Baked or Nutty Professor. I'm not obsessed with the show, just a fan, but many of these kids have overused these phrases, and should be ashamed and should be banned from watching the 3rd season (I'm scared that phrases will be killed in a matter of minutes instead of hours.)
Thank you for saying what needed to be said.
Keep up the good work.
Brian
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:01:35 -0700 (PDT)
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:06:06 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: dont read this
what is your view on marijuana,. im not suggesting you to make a page about
it. im telling you to.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:08:48 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Nice site
Your website is very refreshing. Good luck.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 12:12:01 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Answer to your "Gothic Challenge"
Goth is romanticizing the darkness, where "darkness"
refers to a spooky, creepy aesthetic and/or ideologies
and behaviors the general populace does not consider
acceptable.
Yes, it's universal. The old-school artist goths do
it, the bored housewife goths do it, the ravers and
rivetheads do it, the 14-year-old Mansonites who shop
at Hot Topic do it. Every group of people that has
ever claimed the label adheres to that basic idea, no
matter how horribly they end up bastardizing it.
I also thought you might want to know just why there
is such a diversity of people under the label, why
most of them suck, and why the whole "goth scene" is
so vague in its universal definition. If you don't
care about any of that, there's no reason to read the
rest of this email, but as I'm just chilling out on
this quiet Saturday morning I thought I'd send the
information forward in case you did.
You've obviously done your homework on this already,
so I won't bore you with the whole history of goth,
but just say that when it began it was largely an art
thing. Yes, a long time ago, in order to run around
claiming to be a dark, tortured artist, you actually
had to be one -- or at the very least enjoy the
company and works of such people. For a while,
everything was good; the gothic music which had
quickly emerged from the musicians of the scene was
flourishing, and the funny people in black were left
to their own devices. And there were a lot less
vampires, except the ones in books, which are cool
because they're not prancing around clubs claiming to
be 400 years old and trying to attract chicks with
plastic fangs they bought at the grocery store last
Halloween.
In the 90's everything went to hell. You had the
aforementioned vampires invade all the good clubs, and
the rise of Marilyn Manson (who is NOT goth) convinced
a new generation of bored suburban teens that they,
too, could be all dark and artsy and cool, simply by
imitating the gothic aesthetic. This was met with
backlash from the old-school crowd, but the onslaught
continued -- in the mid-90's, the internet introduced
another wave of idiots to the scene: bored housewives
who were convinced they'd gotten in touch with their
dark side by wearing corsets when they really, really
shouldn't. And then there was Columbine, which gave
the scene a load of bad publicity, and you got a bunch
of teenage dorks who thought goth was all about gangs,
the occult, and blood sacrifice. Even though as soon
as these folks meet any other "goths", they usually
decide it's not evil enough for their Supreme Evilness
and piss off accordingly, you still get a lot of that
sort milling in and out, claiming the label, and
sending the public's idea of goth further down the
shitter. Finally there's the more recent phenomenon of
the electro / raver / trance /
insert-shitty-beeping-music-here crowd, who come into
goth clubs, complain that there's not enough of their
preferred genre of repetitive noise, and can actually
take over a club if enough of them congregate in one
spot. They're like cockroaches, I tell you, only
instead of sticking to black they have to assault your
senses with glo-sticks and fluorescent clothing.
So, as you can see, goth has seriously departed from
its original intent. This is why almost every
old-school style goth you meet will deny the label --
it's embarrasing! I mean who the hell would want to be
associated with such a shitty label, except posers?
The definition I gave you, however, holds true for
both the original scene and what it has become in the
last decade or so. All the people who have claimed the
"goth" label have had that in common.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:15:05 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: thank you
all of the stupid bitches at my school think it's the funniest thing to quote
everything chappelle says. maybe if they read this, they'd get a clue. thank
you for finally getting the truth out there.
your fan,
Rosie
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:19:12 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: my balls are bigger
nice little diagram, and your site is awesome, but my testicles could fill a
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To: Maddox <maddox@xmission.com>
Subject: Wives looking for new men in your area
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 19:23:20 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Potential Typo on site
Your site (under the Dave Chappelle column), appears to have a typo, it
isn't registering as text in my browser so the bad could be on my end,
I've got screenshot with the double text circled in red.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:24:14 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Reponse Requested
Maddox,
Your site is the shit. It has to be gratifying knowing that you can write
just about anything you want about the shit dicks out there, put it on your
site, and have people actually bitch and moan about your opinion. It is
especially hilarious when you receive hate-mail from PETA or some uppity
asshole who thinks he is God's gift to the world. Which brings me to my
question: Have you received any e-mail, fan or hate, from any cocksucker
celebrities (Helen Hunt, Christopher Reeve)?
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:39:07 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: (no subject)
Maddox, you effing rule.
End of story.
-Andy
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:39:04 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Catholics are stupid
Hi,
Big fan, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah. I was wondering if you had seen the story about all the bishops who are saying that if you vote for someone who supports gay marriage, euthenasia, stem cell research, or abortion that you are commiting a sin? They have also said that if you are a polotician who supports these things that you should make a puplic contrition. I think it's bullshit and thought you might like to hear about it. Maybe use it in an update sometime.
Thanks,
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:51:00 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: HEY FAG---READ THIS!
Dear Maddox,
Why do have such a passion for dissing on Jocks or those who enjoy
sports?
If i didnt know any better, i would say the only reason that u hate
jocks so much is because when u tried out for the football(or whatever sport it
may be..) u obviously weren't good enough.... I would think that the only
reason u hate us is because we are good at something that u would never be able to
do if ur sad fucking life were depending on it.....Go ahead maddox try to burn
me with jocks are dumb jokes and they mix concrete and that they make your
coffee. Im in high school right now and on the football and baseball team. I am
going to college for free to play football. I have a 3.8 GPA bitch what the
fuck do say to that u sad computer geek....oh yeah i get more pussy than
you!!!!!!!So next time u wanna diss on someone...Don't buy into stereotypes and shut
the fuck up because it makes u like a a dueshe to people like me. I know u are
a smart guy maddox , just next time shut the fuck up! Please write me back i
would love to hear what you have to say.Oh yeah i almost forgot...I AM RICK
JAMES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:51:53 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: (no subject)
wow, i never thought id see the glorious day where maddox and chappelle
combined. great job maddox, great job
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:53:49 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: this site rules
this site rules! it is the funniest web site i have ever seen. you should put
more crappy art in. the greating cards are funny too.ive never laughed so
hard! keep up the good work>
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:57:09 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: bitching about girls and everything else
Although I agree with you that there are a lot of stupid, ditzy, bitchy girls
out there, the reason that girls say "okaaayyyy" and walk away from you at
parties is probably because you sound like a complete fucking moron when you
throw them all your cynical random bitching about everything that you think
sucks in the world. Not everyone identifies with your senile, George Carlin
wannabe ranting...especially at parties when people are trying to enjoy
themselves (a concept you must have no familiarity with). Uh oh...I used a
preposition to end a sentence...you better act quick and embrace that to
ridicule me.
Furthermore...so people do the "i'm rick james" impression. Yeah, that pisses
me the fuck off too, but at least I make the extra effort to be mature and NOT
GIVE A SHIT. I don't waste my time finding random U.S. demographical data,
like the exact population number, and then use it to try and make a hilarious
point about how Dave Chappelle is only one man among many, and everyone else is
stupid for trying to be like him. Besides, those people might be losers but I
bet they enjoy their lives a whole lot more than you ever have or ever will.
You live in the richest fucking country in the world and you're still not
happy, you selfish piece of shit. Hey, I've got a new headline for one of your
articles. How about "You're not George Carlin...and you're not funny". All
this bitching and ranting has been done before by people like him. I guess
I'll have to wait an entire fucking year for you to respond to this e-mail on
your page (if you do) considering you take your sweet little time. Yeah, yeah,
I know you get millions of e-mails a day...why don't you take out your tampon,
pop a couple Midol, and post this message on your site VERBATIM. But, this is
all probably in vain...you'll probably just cut and paste and rewrite this
e-mail to make me look like an idiot for uising the caps lock key in certain
parts...or you'll just be the vagina you are and not even respond.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:58:31 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: You may have mis-calculated...
If I had a run-in with Rick James, and he said, "I'm Rick James, Bitch" ....
that would be funny also.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:09:29 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: *none*
so anyway, my friend says you own me. that's cool, i hope we can share ownership of my dick or maybe i can lease it from you. maybe you could even hop off it.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 20:13:25 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: response requested
I was just wondering if you received any reply from Bill O'Reilly. I'm guessing
not, since he can't scream at you to shut up over the internet.
Also wondering if you noticed your retarded fans at amazon.com making O'Reilly
actually look good with their mindless obediance to you.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:15:30 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: your site
Dear Maddox,
I have to say that your site is the funniest damn site I've ever seen. In fact, its just the funniest piece of entertainment i've ever seen, read, or heard of. Anyone who sends you hate mail is exactly the kind of moron who: A. can't take a joke, B. works a meaningless job and has nothing better to do with their spare time than scan the internet for websites that offend them just so they can bitch and moan about them C. is a middle-aged loser and probably one of the very marketing geniuses who come up with those stupid Gellin' like a Felon Dr. Scholls commercials to try to capture the youth market by trying to be cool when young kids shouldn't even need gel insoles in their shoes anyway, and D. is someone from the friggin' FCC who wants to stomp on all our first ammendment rights because they can't stand people who think for themselves and have opinions different from their own; that I can't stand. I realize I'm probably not telling you anything you don't already know, but I felt
the need to let you know you rule. Which you, of course, already know.
Sincerely, Jen
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:22:16 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: ninjapirate.com
I was just wondering how you feel about "knock off" site's.
I was reading his hate mail, and in just about every piece of his hate mail it contained something along the lines of "YOU SUCK THIS IS A HORRIBLE ATTEMPT TO RIP OFF MADDOX" even though it is a rip off of your site, it is not a horrible attempt it is about 95% just like your website. I like both of your sites and i was just wondering how you feel about knock off sites such as http://ninjapirate.com
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:20:20 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: You're the man, and I worship you. Nm
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:27:27 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: what a smelly hippy thing to say
Maddox,
You have to destroy this unpatriotic fuck, the guy died throwing himself on
a grenade. He saved his damn unit, if that is not a hero I don't know what
is.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:31:55 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: gOtHs!
I've read your page on Gothics. Now, I have a couple of points to bring up.
1) you imply through-out the whole thing that the spelling and grammer errors
of Goths in their emails to you are incredibly important. Wake up, please!
this. is. cyberspace! get a life. harassing people because they slip up here or
there is NOT a good way to argue a point, and it really doesn't make me go
"oh they spelled interesting intresting, i guess they are horrible people and i
shouldn't agree with their opinion".
2) this is a very silly topic to spend so much effort on. who cares if
gothics aren't really as deep as they think they are? goth, the culture, or
sub-culture, it's like... like, preps, or cheerleaders, or jocks, or smart-asses, or
drama club people, it's just a group, or a label, like you said. most people
who like to put on labels are people in their teens or early twenties. this is
because this time of their life is a time to figure out themselves, discover
who they are. they are trying on this personality, seeing if they like it.
can't you just let them experiment? now, i'm sure goths would get mad at me for
this 'it's just a phase' attitude i have towards them, but i'm certainly not
implying that they aren't for real, and they dont truly believe whatever they
stand for. i'm just saying, labelling yourself as a goth or something is just a
way of finding out about yourself.
3) "Gothic" is a very old type of people, dating back to I-Dont-Know-When. i
mean, like, ancient. it goes in and out, and its defintion can change, and
different people can percept it differntly. i suggest you have a VERY strong
argument presented in a supremely professional and informed manner before arguing
against such an old culture/tradition. also... just because something can be
defined differently by different people, does that mean it's not good? how did
you get "trivial and boring" out of "means different things for different
people"?
thanks for hearing me rant and rave about my position. i hope you'll consider
my points.
-emmy
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:34:51 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: (no subject)
i'm now checking out the rest of your site... you have seem to made quite a
few enemies, have you not? well, i'm glad you stick up for your opinions, but
the way you respond to hate mail is just atrocious. insulting them back with
crude language, etc. it just doesn't help anything, at all.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:22:56 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: addendum to "your site"
Dear Maddox,
I realized I forgot to add something to my previous email. I don't completely agree with everything you post on this site, but you will notice as will others if you happen to put this email up on your site, that I DID NOT PISS AND MOAN about it. Mainly because its your site and you can say whatever the hell you want to say, but also because I, unlike most of the dipshits I mentioned in my previous letter, respect other peoples thoughts and opinions. You still rule and you're still one of the funniest people on the planet. You have a way with words and wit that most people will never EVER be able to surpass. You rock!
Sincerely, Jen
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:38:35 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: (no subject)
oh, and that sexist comment down there at the bottom of your insane abortion
rant? well, that was just uncalled for. i REALLY do not appreciate that. and
to think! all this time i was actually respecting your opinions and confusing
you with someone with a LIFE! (life = morals, love for other humans besides
yourself, manners, etc... you get the picture)
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:40:15 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: bounty hunter
IM GONNA B A MEXICAN BOUNTY HUNTER! and shhot all of them who cross the texas border...illegally!! muahahaha sucker i pwn j0 newb ass
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:49:32 -0700
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Feminists Page
Afternoon, I was just browsing through your web page, and I found myself
looking at your images and the opinions. First of all, I do share a LOT of your
opinions, and I would like to say I did enjoy reading through your site. (
Although there is a lot and I only found it last night... Still reading >.< )
But ya to your feminists page, a friend of mine found this video from
Kontraband.com. It has to do with Paragraph 5 in your
http://maddox.xmission.com/feminazi.html page. About the bullshit phrase
"pornography is degrading to women." I'm sending you the video titled Respect
from kontraband, via a seperate email. Hope you think it has some comedic value
after reading your feminists page.
Also, on another subject. Have you ever played any online games, such as
Counter-Strike, DAoC, blah blah blah. And ran into a little prick "e-thug?" I
mean seriously where do this little 13 year only "gangstas" get off. On
vacation a year ago I dropped by a lan cafe where I finally met an "e-thug"
acctually a couple. For example one was a little star trek geek looking fellow.
Who talked in the same manner as any NORMAL educated person would. ( Hmm.. are
there really any "normal" people? ) But ya I was just curious as to what your
voice on e-thugs is.
Thanks,
Alan
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:54:41 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: This isnt hate mail
My site is better, www.freewebs.com/thedrumgod
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Subject: failure delivery
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:48:20 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: response requested
pirates are gay. ninjas are about forty three times cooler than pirates.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 04 21:55:36 BST
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: another kontraband.com classic
Sorry, had to send it this way. :(
You've just been sent a must-see link by Alan
Check it out here...
http://www.kontraband.com/index.asp?p=/html/all/show.asp?ID=1183
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Kontraband is not responsible or liable in any way for, and does not
endorse, this content.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 13:47:35 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Chappelle Show
In respect to yourself and Dave Chappelle, there are two people in the world who have the right to say "I'm Rick James, bitch." Of course Rick James can say it. Although, most people who say the line, still don't know who Rick James is, even after having seen the episode.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:53:53 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: why is ska banned?
I listen to it. Does that mean I should be banned too?
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:04:08 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Hey Maddox...FUNNY!!
This is a 16 year old that absolutely LOVES your site. LoL. Dude, you are so freaking halarious! How do you get to be so mean!!? This page is seriously the funniest fucking site I've ever been to.
Congrats on the humor.
Hey, if you wanna, you can write back or somethin (i know you get a lot of mail, so you don't have to)... I don't have friends, lol.
-Me.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:11:09 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: What TV show is better?
Maddox,
First of all, I want to say that your website rocks. That was a
lie. However, to save time and not have an eight-page back-and-forth
argument, I will not continue on that subject. What I really e-mailed you
for was to settle a dispute with my friend. I want to fin out which TV show
was better, Family Guy or South Park. My friend says that South Park is a
better show because of the utterly fucked up storylines and Kenny dieing in
every episode. I think that Family Guy is better because of the superior
animation to South Park, the randomness of the show, and (here’s a wake-up
call to all you South Park loving assholes) the jokes! Family Guy had a far
superior group of writers than South Park ever will. Sadly, my dumbass
friend (I recently re-evaluated my life and discovered that every single one
of my friends was stupider that a nun beating a child with a sack full of
frozen kittens, when I, on the other hand, at least have an IQ higher than
that of a pile of shit.) is not convinced so I am writing to you,obviously
the smartest man in the United States, to settle this dispute.
Thank you,
Hank Mushinski
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 16:16:06 -0500
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: dumbass jocks
hello. i just wanted to say that i fully agree with your page about jocks
bagging groceries. they all think that theyre hot stuff when they get theyre
name called on the daily annoucments because they won the game and whatshit. i
could really care less. and half the techers cut them slack and give them As
when they dont do anything in class, unlike people like me who fail because the
teachers are too busy giving the jocks congrats instead of actually teaching
the class. and they think that throwing a ball around is going to get them
somewhere in this world. what dipshits. i prefer to have fun while i can, not
get yelled at by five different coaches. while theyre at games and practice, im
on my computer listening to music and working on webpages. well, i cant wait
til im out of highschool so i can give them shit like they give me now.
-katie
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:19:00 EDT
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Hello
Dear:
Maddox
I agree with everything you say especially when you say that Garfield sucks I
hate that fat cat and I would never pay money to see the movie.
I'm only 13 and I wish my parents were more like you, not dumb asses they
always think their right and they are never right.
But the only thing I don't agree on is that kids suck remember you were a kid
too.
Emily
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:25:17 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: u
u know wat? if war starts u should be the first to die!
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 15:33:24 -0600
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Emo
I'm going to cut out the rest of the bullshit that this email was going to be, and just say this:
Those snobby bitches that you mentioned recently in your rant about the use of "I'm Rick James, bitch" probably don't listen to emo, like you said.
I'm guessing that you're referring to people that listen to things such as Simple Plan and Yellowcard, and stupid shit like that. Those aren't emo.
Dag Nasty and Rites of Spring are the bands that come to mind when I think of emo, so here:
http://music.barnesandnoble.com/search/product.asp?userid=O9t1CoEluK&ean=718751791923
http://music.barnesandnoble.com/search/product.asp?userid=G2E3EmXluK&ean=718750727121
Those are links to real emo, and not the shit being passed of as it now.
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 21:36:02 +0000
To: maddox@xmission.com
Dude, your page kicks ass. I'm from Vienna, Austria and got inspired from your
page. A couple of friends and me planed to create a similar page, but in
german, cause most of my 'friends' are dumbasses, and cannot write a single
sentence in english, without 100 errors in 1 word.
well, keep doing good work.
Cheers,
>>
>
Andy
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 14:40:11 -0700 (PDT)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: you are the fuckin coolest person alive!
dude you are fuckin awesome me and my friends think ur site is mad funny, I tell all my friends to go to it. and i agree with all your shit like the tampon commercials and shit. I laugh so hard all the time at your site man its funny cuz its true. you speak about what you feel like and that makes you badass. and whenever assholes send you pointless hate mail you slam them so hard its hysterical. keep your site goin forever maddox!!! YOU RULE!!!!!!!!
-Dan
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Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:41:29 -0400
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: What Maddox needs
Maddox hon. Seriously. You NEED a rant about overprotective parents. For my sake. If ever the word idolitry could be put to use, I'd use it on you, for the love of god (I'm athiest, figure that out) write something gawd aweful about over protective parents. And if you have, label me a dumbass and I'll send you a pic of me dressed up as one.
much love to the peanut gallary, and I hope you trip over a chordless phone for all the bullshit, BUT gloriously brilliant, writing you've done. You've aquired yet another stupid, and lame fan: me.