From: John Chapman <whatever@some.boring.real.estate.company.com>
To: "maddox" <maddox@xmission.com>
Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2004 8:49 PM
Subject: Re: You can't

You must give a shit about what I think, you defensive little twerp, you
took the time to email me with your drivel.

Get a real job.

Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 04:08:23 -0600 (MDT)
From: maddox <maddox@xmission.com>
To: John Chapman <whatever@some.boring.real.estate.company.com>
Subject: Re: You can't

It's because your email address triggered my priority filter for some reason. Normally it would have been lost in the thousands of mundane emails I get every day, where it belongs.

You know, it usually doesn't bother me when someone tells me to "get a real job," but coming from you, it means a lot John. You see, having not been able to accomplish any real goals in life, and instead settling for a mediocre job sell real estate, I think you know a thing or two about being a loser.

I admit I'm not being fair. You very well may have aspired to become a real estate broker when you were a kid. Way to latch onto those dreams John, you're one of the lucky few children who grew up to do what they truly wanted to do in life: sell houses. I'm sure your lifetime of being relentlessly status quo will afford you a hearty obituary and a footnote in the anals of real estate history.

Keep up the great work, you're a role model to all who strive to become indistinguishable.

maddox@xmission.com
http://maddox.xmission.com