Never

Once

2 times

More than 3 times

Never been in a relationship.

2. In bed I'm like a:

Cadaver - cold, stiff and lifeless

Plumber - good with the piping

Sloppy Joe - messy, spilling meat everywhere

Missile - quick burst with an explosive tip

Politician - fat, bald, and impotent

3. My favorite type of movie is:

Violent and offensive

Suspense thriller

Porn

Stupid romantic comedies

Tom Clancy bore-a-thons

4. My ideal date would be:

Legalized prostitution, aka, dinner and a movie followed by sex

Renting videos and pretending to be interested in anything other than making out

Sitting home alone and staring at the wall

Dressing up and going to a club to hang out with phony people

Pretending to be interested in a conversation on a romantic walk

5. My goal in life is:

To get as much money as I can, because buying things gives meaning to my life

Irrelevant because I'm bald

To fake my way through college

To get a job for a corporation so I can spend 8 hours per day in a cubicle writing reports that nobody will use, appreciate or comprehend

To get laid as much as possible because I'm one dimensional