I no longer want coronavirus.



I wrote this article early in March when the coronavirus was first starting to spread. Since then I've decided that I'm good on the coronavirus. I made a video about it here:


It's important to get the mortality rate right, as well as not to overexaggerate every minor virus that comes along so people take this shit seriously. Or not, since I have a superstar immune system and only care about me.

71,874 people have coronavirus.

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