NOW HIRING: Men need not apply

BuzzebelMico9Post is hiring! We're looking for writers. Qualifications include:

  1. Not having a penis and...
  2. Being a woman or...
  3. Having brown skin or...
  4. Being homo or bi-sexual (all applicants must provide proof of gayness)
  5. Being part of a marginalized religion, except Jews, we're kind of burnt out on them
  6. Experience with Tumblr a plus

Qualified candidates will copy and paste animated gifs from other websites with dubious credits. Ability to write click-bait articles for topical stories a must. Attention to detail not required.

If you qualify, please send your resume to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

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