BuzzebelMico9Post is hiring! We're looking for writers. Qualifications include:
Qualified candidates will copy and paste animated gifs from other websites with dubious credits. Ability to write click-bait articles for topical stories a must. Attention to detail not required.
If you qualify, please send your resume to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
- Not having a penis and...
- Being a woman or...
- Having brown skin or...
- Being homo or bi-sexual (all applicants must provide proof of gayness)
- Being part of a marginalized religion, except Jews, we're kind of burnt out on them
- Experience with Tumblr a plus