Attention all men: you're being called to task. It's time to be held accountable.
Just, really? I can't even.
Does it feel good? I bet it does. Just wondering.
Standing up to pee is everything wrong with male privilege. Sit down.
I can't imagine how easy it must be for you to get laid. Yet when we do it, we're sluts. Everybody thinks a guy who gets laid a lot is awesome. Every single person. Even when that guy gets a reputation for having STDs. It just makes him cooler.
Do you think you're tough, bro? Real strength comes from male tears. And then I drink your tears and gain your strength. What do you have to say about yourself, shitlord?